I am not going to make a habit of this...
... but this is another blatant video post in lieu of something more interesting.
Another poem, who knows. Where'er. The. Wind. Blows.
I was feeling a bit down in the dumps tonight. Even the free delivered (when it's not in a hedgerow, that is) local newspaper didn't inspire as much mirth as it usually does. I think ordinarily the advert for "LOL Electricals" would have induced at the very least a significant giggle. Tonight it did not even muster a minor snicker. The advert for the local football team where they obviously intended to insert something (I am assuming a numeric age, but see below) at a later date didn't even raise a chuckle. At another time, the headline "Free football for under" and the accompanying text "All home matches from now until the end of the season are free to under _______" (yes, it really did have the underscores) would have registered something on the Snickter Scale. I don't feel like Chucklin' Tonight.
So, in an effort to change my languid and somwhat dour mood I turn to a trusted, reliable, ever-ready, friend. The "Big Train" DVD. And in particular, the Chairman Mao / Bryan Ferry sketch at the end of Series One - featuring the talents of actor Kevin Eldon (I wonder whatever happened to that picture above the bed of him in the Mao pose? - anyone know?). I hope that the sketch brings the same enjoyment to you as it did to me. Actually, more so - because.you are worth it, and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Because you are.
On a side note, if you have comedic suggestions for the missing word or words in the local football team piece in the newspaper, then please let me know.
Post a comment with your suggestion. There are no prizes except for my eternal admiration and gratitude, and the warm fuzzy feeling you'll get.
Comments
Snickter Scale - nice
"All home matches from now until the end of the season are free to under _______"
...takers
...standing string theory
...mine your intelligence. You have been warned.
...pants wearers. Those going commando will be charged the full admission fee.
The "...standing string theory" candidate gets my vote from those :)