Things not to do at a funeral...
Number 81 - Tea Towel-a-like wall hangings
DON'T become convinced that the wall hangings on either side of the aisle behind the vicar are simply tea towels that have been modified to be hung on a wall.
DON'T become preoccupied with this whilst everyone else is singing.
DON'T then tell everyone afterwards of this conviction of yours that the wall hangings were in fact tea towels.
But they were! Really! I am sure of it. One tea towel depicted images representing "Flowering Plants of the Holy Land". The other was a collection of images showing "Flowers in the Bible".
Look, they had those unmistakably classic tea towel dimensions.
Really, they had that absolutely distinctive tea towel "look" about them too.
No, you're right. I shouldn't have said anything to anyone. But they WERE tea towels!
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