The Irresistible Inheritance of Wilberforce

nobody@vox.com(Gargoyle) — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 00:46:29 +0100

As a general rule I don't give daytime television's Richard and Judy the luxury - no, any such opportunity luxurious or otherwise - to inform or affect any of my lifestyle choices. Except the one about not watching daytime television, upon which t...

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Monday Music

nobody@vox.com(Gargoyle) — Tue, 31 Mar 2009 01:17:40 +0100

It's possibly Monday where you are, and I'm pretending it's still Monday where I am, although technically it's actually Tuesday. One thing I'm not going to pretend is that this post is a music post, because I don't need to claim otherwise. And,...

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Attention Surplus Disorder

nobody@vox.com(Gargoyle) — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 20:07:01 +0000

Trade figures published by the Government today revealed that trade in attention moved into surplus for the first time, despite speculation that the so-called Credit Crunch might result in a flood of cheap imported attention. Analysts have explai...

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Monday Music

nobody@vox.com(Gargoyle) — Mon, 23 Mar 2009 13:00:22 +0000

After a brief hiatus, I return with a music post on a Monday. As you might have noticed, I have made an attempt to provide more of a variety of posts recently, both serious and not-so... serious. I hope you can tell the difference between the two....

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Travel News: 'significant delays' expected

nobody@vox.com(Gargoyle) — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 22:57:46 +0000

The Department of Transport today warned road users to expect significant delays across the UK as the Google Street View service launched and gained excessive publicity in the country. The DoT reacted with concern to reports that motorists in nu...

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Minimum pedestrian speed law planned

nobody@vox.com(Gargoyle) — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 22:29:42 +0000

In line with current thinking on exercise and public health, the UK Government is considering radical new plans to enforce a minimum pedestrian speed limit, according to leaked reports obtained by someone we know but funnily enough can't remember ...

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The Express - new depths

nobody@vox.com(Gargoyle) — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 13:34:22 +0000

I was going to write down my thoughts about the shameless acts of "journalism" perpetrated recently by The (Scottish) Express Newspaper, "hack" Paula Murray and Editorial Director Paul Ashford about the survivors of the Dunblane school massacre. ...

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Disrepute Charge for Snapped Boxer

nobody@vox.com(Gargoyle) — Wed, 18 Mar 2009 01:43:56 +0000

An unnamed reigning British and European boxing champion is reportedly to be charged with "bringing the sport into disrepute" by the British Boxing Board of Control (BBBC). Photographs of the boxer, believed to be aged 27, which were posted on Fa...

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FIAsco

nobody@vox.com(Gargoyle) — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 22:17:26 +0000

The body responsible for the running of Formula One, the FIA, has dismissed claims from several unnamed sources that it is "quite literally making the rules up as it goes along." Reports have circled widely in recent days as to whether Grands Pri...

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UK Gravity Drop Not Dropped

nobody@vox.com(Gargoyle) — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 22:15:11 +0000

Scientists and space boffins in the UK will not be dropping their ambitious plans to map gravity despite the successful launch of the European Space Agency's own Goce satellite system this week, according to an insider. It is believed that signif...

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